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YAY COLORFUL SYLVEON
I clear my throat. The whole auditorium goes silent as I step onto the stage. I raise my hands, and they are captivated. I scan the room, looking at each of their faces before whispering, oh so gently,
"Girls are so cute."
Applause thunder throughout the room. Patrons rise from their seats, tears of joy streaming down their faces. I cry in kind. Girls are so fucking cute.
imagine steve and bucky going for a walk together but are stopped by a bunch of kids on a school trip, and instead of gathering around captain america, the kids crowd around bucky, because he’s “the guy with the wicked metal arm”
#imagine bucky sort of prodding at them like#’no no n ono non he’s captain america go bother h im n O YOU CAN’ T TOUC H IT YES IT’S A STAR’#’WHY??? BECAUSE I LIKE STARS’#’DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS A BIG STAR’#’CAPTAIN AMERICA’#’HE’S OVER THERE G O BO T HER HI M’ (via wintersoldjer)
TG: i suck his dick
CG: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
TG: i roll to suck his dick
every bone that’s inside of you?
Dr. Lecter is truly a Renaissance man.